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The Velvet Banana Social Club
and Death Knell Records Present…
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The Ultimate Skull Thrasher Concert Series
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Brought to you by The Tattoo Chamber and Crawford Chrysler Plymouth
Next Month's Line Up
3/1 Opening Night Celebration featuring Fetus Drippings/
Box of Hair/ Botched Colposcopy (complimentary parking and
creuller coupons at Debbie’s Doughnuts)
3/2 Death and Taxes/ Brown Effluvium (floormat give-away to
first 30 tickets sold)
3/6 Mexican Lawn Boy (with special opening act - Horny
Housewives)
3/7 The Freudian Bunny Slippers/ Liquefied Pear/ Spawn: a Love
Story
3/8 Open Mic Night featuring Iggy Pop and that guy from
Great White (free banana keychain for every chest or
nasal tattoo)
3/9 Bag of Kittens/ Death Rattle/ Moist Reaction (followed by
fibula piercing grab bag and Plymouth Skylark raffle)
3/13 The Organ Meat Grinders/ Flu Booger/ Goat Jammies
3/14 Special Presentation: Blockage (featuring Johnny Oxide and the
20-foot Colons, plus forehead tattooing and the annual
Crawford 12-inch Hot Dog-A-Thon)
3/15 (closed for fumigation)
3/16 Peloponnesian Whores/ The Rhythm Methodists/ Sad Little
Jimmy
3/20 Poetic Brain Death/ VC Charlie and the Lucky Stumps
3/21 Ladies Night with DJ "Dead" Bill (free oil changes to all ladies
with neck studs)
3/22 Raped By Nuns (followed by release party of their new CD
“A Hard Habit To Break” includes PBR pony barrels and
$19.95 car detailing kits)
3/23 The Dripping Dewlaps/ Fi Fi and the Eight-Nippled Bitches
3/28 The Syphilitic Senators/ Punch Card Judy/ Racial Tension At
The DMV (winner of the Plymouth raffle announced, plus
free Syphilitic t-shirts to anyone carrying voter ID card)
Be sure to catch The Banana’s April line up featuring
4 straight weeks of Headcase On Wheels and Squirrel Butter!
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This edition of American Sideshow is brought to you by...
Suicidal Jimmy
Suicidal Jimmy wasn't feeling all that suicidal last week, at least not as suicidal as he felt the previous week. But apparantly something changed. Nothing could really compare to the suicidal feelings he experienced last year when Shawna told him he was a loser and had no direction in life. But even that wasn't as bad as the suicidal thoughts he had in 1996 when his band Musktone broke up and he couldn't pay his back rent. His suicide attempt left him sore and depressed and the Portland RTA refused to allow him any more montly passes for fear of another derailment. So Jimmy's taking it to the city of lights. But he's really not feeling as suicidal as he had anticipated, I mean the food's so good and there's all this culture and stuff. But what the hell, that plane ticket cost a fortune and he left that note at home and everything...
